Stolen ideas for second-rate euphemisms
Ida: Shit Drawing Of.
There’s a bit in the Guardian today about a missing link in evolution which, I’ve just had pointed out to me, looks like:
Pippy Longstocking
So i’m making it my mission to say “Pippy Longstocking’s Monkey” as often as possible today.
Also, he’s called Mr Nilsson, which is a great name for a monkey.